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Choose an aisle seat for easier escape

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51: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:30:22.75

Why is it unreserved seating?

64: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:32:46.96

Well, I only use business class, so I won’t be seated with these weaklings.

69: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:33:50.55

Excluding the window and middle seats, options 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 11, and 12 are off the list. I don't like being sandwiched, so 7 is out too. That leaves us with 1 and 2; I'll choose 1 over an old man any day, for sure.

72: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:34:55.22

I prefer to sit by the window, so I'm going with 3.

80: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:36:29.47

I’d choose 7 since the seat next to it is empty. 3 is also free, but I dislike passing by people, so that's a no.

84: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:37:49.78

Usually, I’d sit in 7 or 2 or even 1.

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101: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:40:57.91

The girl sitting by 7 looks nice.

106: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:42:08.98

7 is the best choice; it's close to the restroom.

108: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:42:15.42

There’s a guy who looks like a yakuza in a white suit. I'd avoid 3 and 4 altogether.

110: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:42:54.34

I think the two guys sitting in 3 and 4 are together. Why aren't they sitting next to each other?

113: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:43:40.92

You guys don't understand. 8's neighbor is the hottest girl on the plane.

117: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:45:10.14

Wouldn’t it be better to sit as a gender pair? If a man likes a woman, surely a woman likes a man too.

121: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:46:06.78

If I have to choose a guy as a neighbor, only seats 1 and 11 have decent, friendly-looking salarymen.

123: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:47:26.95

There are too many sketchy-looking characters around, so I’ll wait for the next flight.

125: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:48:05.55

The typical choice is 3 or 7. In reality, not many people would pick 2.

130: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:50:48.87

Anyone who sits in 3, where two yakuza are already seated, is a fool. For sure, more yakuza associates will sit nearby soon.

131: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:50:58.68

It’s amusing that they can get fired up over this.

136: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:52:23.75

Considering the restroom, I lean towards 7, but I also think 3 and 2 are good choices. 2 is at the tail end, so I’ll sit next to a lady there.

138: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:52:49.78

Why would anyone choose 7? That’s unfathomable. It’s got to be 3. I've reserved a window seat months in advance.

141: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:54:13.02

Anyone who chooses 3 will undoubtedly be surrounded by yakuza and won’t be able to move. What an idiot.

142: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:55:34.35

If I sit in 2 and 3 escapes to 7, I’ll take 3. If 3 doesn’t escape, I’ll take the girl from 3.

153: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 01:01:02.38

Not the type to get distracted, apparently.

139: 2026/01/19 (Mon) 00:54:01.21

When I booked 2, the seat next to it was empty. Then a girl reserved it without permission, saying she felt scared; that's just too much. I'm the one who’s actually scared!


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